So you feel like you need a bit more attention. There’s nothing wrong with that.
You could get a makeover. If your birthday is coming up, there’s plenty of mileage there. Or you could say to your friends / partner / goldfish, “I feel like I need a bit more attention.”
You could wear this outfit:
You could let your arse hang out of your jeans, or arrange a wardrobe malfunction to show the world your boobs. Go to the shops wearing a snuggie and nothing underneath. Reveal a bare muffin top. Head to toe marble-wash denim is another great way to stand out. How about wearing a golf outfit? *Shudders.*
If you’re a guy, head outdoors in skin tight pants and a hairy chest. Then strike a pose.
You could wear a dress made of meat, just avoid dogs and extreme heat. You could wear an outfit made from Kermit-the-Frogs:
You could flash your undies (or lack of) when you get out of the car. Doesn’t that sound like fun?
How about “accidently” releasing a sex tape of yourself? It’s a classy way of making sure your name is googled. It won’t do your career as a… ummmm… oh let me think… Person That Goes To Parties much harm either. Bonus!
Or you could start a blog. No, that would be too crazy.