There’s a very innocent, mostly groan-inducing, genre of jokes that could only have been invented in the playground. I’ve put together my favourite from “back in the day.” This rather lazy post is dedicated to those who told them.
What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A man walks into a doctor’s office dressed only in Glad wrap.
“Well,” said the doctor, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
What’s green and flies?
Why did the chicken go to the library?
To get a book book book.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn’t been invented.
How do you catch a bra?
Set a booby trap.
Doctor, Doctor – I think I’m a set of curtains!
Pull yourself together!
Why did the place crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato.
Lettuce in, can’t you see I’m knocking?
BOOM BOOM! Any more to add…?